#clyde was an ordinary tortoise #he munched lettuce and made his way aimlessly around the woodchips #but what clyde did not know wwas that he would be plucked out of his ordinary life by a latexed hand one day #and his life would change forever#he would be held thoughtfully over a boiling pot of water as a strange man considered making him into soup #he would be tipped on his back and made to serve as a humiliated paperweight #he would even be called to practice medicine#something clyde had never dreamed he would do #but there he was #ambling across the city #a red cross emblazoned proudly across his back

“I always feel I am in the dark. You are never finished…it is not as if you can look back and think: ah…I know what I am talking about. You are only as good as your last job and are always struggling and striving and you never quite get to where you want to be…”
Ms. Hudson describing the new book arrangement. “That way, Physics by Aristotle is as far away from You Can Learn Telepathy by Morton Zuckerman as possible.”

“I’m very drawn to sad things. I think it’s great being moved. I think the sensation of being moved by a piece of art is something that is really good for a person’s soul.”