naturalshocks:

Sir… it’s Sherlock Holmes!

Chapter titles of Melody Malone.

Hm, as I was saying, Miss Watson noticed Saldua’s allergy to rice, so you can imagine her confusion when she remembered seeing a sack of the stuff sitting on one of his shelves. Odd that, right? Him buying the one thing he’s allergic to.

thatgirlbryony:

Daleks must be good at making souffles because of the whole whisk-hand thing

Gordon: “No lawyers, no witnesses… what sort of due process is this?”
Crane: “Your guilt has been determined, this is merely a sentencing hearing. So? What will it be? Death - or exile?