more pirate!au

Initially, he wanted to be a pirate

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There are two types of fans:
a) catch me before I kill again
b) my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

So … what shall we tell Sherlock?

This is for s0mmerspr0ssen and dacoolcat who wanted some Mycroft/John love

It’s so covert it’s overt

This is for everyone who complained about John always being the woman just because he’s short [x]

How to abduct Dr. John Watson - a step by step guide by Jim Moriarty

“Well, Watson, we seem to have fallen upon evil days.”
— The Adventure of the Dying Detective

christmas date

“What is he doing; parking in the middle of the street?”